LA Tech Week is just around the corner. Right now, some perfectly competent human is stress-scrolling through 847 event listings, debating between the AI startup mixer, the blockchain brunch, or just staying home to reorganize their Notion workspace. Again. Your brain, that magnificent pattern-recognition machine, is basically short-circuiting, trying to drink from a social fire hose. Welcome to the paradox of choice meets FOMO meets “wait, do I even belong here?”; the holy t